The Perfect Woman

[Forrest]

Things the perfect woman would say:

I'll swallow it all...I love the taste

Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy.

Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.

God...if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!!

I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?

You're so sexy when you're hungover.

I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

Let's subscribe to Hustler.

Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

Let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

I'll be out painting the house.