a nice bottle of wine would be better then all you need is two glassesOriginally Posted by El Gordo
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a nice bottle of wine would be better then all you need is two glasses
benin (04-10-10)
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i will be bringing my personality and if lucys is like she is on the boards i think we will have a good laugh...anything else that ...blah blah lol
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make sure u give your arse a good scrubbing escorts dont like skidmarks on their sheets...
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a long time ago i went to visit this escort in meath it was long before i became a member here i got the number from a mate so i went to visit this lady and skidmarks was not the only thing that i saw in the bed i saw blood stain also well i can tell you i excused myself and when i got out that door i ran like the hammers of hell down the road to my car i very nearly had fooking skidmarks myself after what i saw .
Sounds like a charming lady. Got a number?!
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Tis his wife now, He was instantly infatuated by the young lass...he was only running to his car to get that bottle of wine. She a lovely girl....give her a call....
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Lucy, when are you planning on coming to Limerick? There's a few regular posters on the boards who want a turn
There's me - I have a really small penis and am usually too nervous to do much but talk. I'm an easy mark
There's Doozer - I'm not sure if Doozer punts, but he might break his duck for you!
There's Alec - he's more of a pimp than a punter, and I'm not sure he washes all that much, so you might consider jacking up the price for a visit from him.
There's Rayden - Ray will be a bit disappointed when he gets your panties off and doesn't see a cock, but no worries, he's well capable of banging anything that has a hole in it, as several of the trees in the Peoples' Park can attest to
There's Kieree - he doesn't post all that much anymore but he still punts. He's a "steamer" trying to cure himself of his affliction. He'll explain more.
There's Experienced Punter - he usually spends most of his time on the roof of the Clarion, staring down into the murky waters of the Shannon and thinking about flinging himself to his doom, so he'll probably need some cheering up.
Plus a few more.
you can add me to the list.come on lucy we are waiting for you
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Benny me olde flower ..... Lucy wont see this but if you want my advice, as someone who is still reeling from my last visit to Lucy, bring a decent mickey with you ..... and not a little one like Anon's, but a proper one!
Now then, there a few things you should look out for. Two beautiful boobs, exqusitely soft skin, hands that go places and do things to you ..... just dont tell her we were chattin, OK!
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she is exactly like the lady on the boards and i had a great time with a lovely lady...thank you lucy sorry you have to go to cork...tis full of LANGERS
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So Benny mate tell me was Miss Chambers as big of a pain in the ass in real life as she appears to be on the board.
Only joking Lucy I love ya to bits the place would be dead without you.
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