Hello escorts, i see you have also become victims of a celtic tiger driven industry, here are some useful tips to help you cut costs.
1=no more fancy lighting,pull the curtains and place one solo lamp with an enrgy saving bulb in the corner of the room.
2=the music has to go,you cannot afford to spend money on cds to suit your various clients,perhaps try humming a tune to your client.
3=all escort must now offer cim as standard, you must also swallow, you cannot keep spendin on fancy packets of wipes to clean penis tops and cumage spills.
4=expensive beverages are a no no, purchase a large two litre bottle of blackcurrent, each punter sud on entry to your premises be offered a nice glass of miwadi. It lasts longer than a bottle of fairy washing up liquid.Thats value.
5=sexy underwear is expensive underwear. Try dying your smalls when they become old and shabby, this will give them new life.
6=each escort sud offer value points to punters for every repeat visit. Punters will be given value club cards with a little hole in it so they can atach it 2their car keys as a hip new key ring.
these simple tips could save you a packet and remember, fix that leakey tap,bring the room tempature down a notch,and do your washing at 30 degrees,
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dr love thanks to all for your comments.50/50 split decision.good topic would you agree;
dr love (02-10-10)