There once was a young whore from Baltray
who had sex at least six times a day
it helped out with her figure
'til her tummy grew bigger
now there's a pair of twins on the way
There once was an old gravedigger from Dingle
who dug out all of his holes from the middle
when he was procreating
well, he did just the same thing
now his wife has no control of her piddle
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Record 2-time E-I Fantasy Football Champion 2010/11, 2013/14
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