Limericks

**Lucy Chambers** · 29-09-10, 22:15

Originally Posted by Mousey

The was a young man from Timbuktu
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

Until he met a hamster called mouse
and now he lives in a irish house
And the two of them bond over rock
and think up ways to laugh and mock
poor posters like Benny and James.

Also lame. Running out of inspiration.

**JAMESCORK** · 29-09-10, 22:17

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

There was once a escort named jane
she loved to have sex in the rain
all was well and dandy until she fell into a drain
she still loves to jump but only having one leg is a pain.

(That was super lame, but I tried)

Oh god.......eh that was lovely pet........oh god.....

**Mousey** · 29-09-10, 22:25

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Until he met a hamster called mouse
and now he lives in a irish house
And the two of them bond over rock
and think up ways to laugh and mock
poor posters like Benny and James.
Also lame. Running out of inspiration.

Owww, my eyes!!!!

Do you know what haiku is? You might be able to do a good haiku.

**Lucy Chambers** · 29-09-10, 22:30

Originally Posted by Mousey

Owww, my eyes!!!!

Do you know what haiku is? You might be able to do a good haiku.

Sorry mouse, I know you are a stickler for grammer.. my eng/lit teacher would want to spank me. Yes, I know what Haiku is. It may be easier for me than making sense.

**Mousey** · 29-09-10, 22:33

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Sorry mouse, I know you are a stickler for grammer.. my eng/lit teacher would want to spank me. Yes, I know what Haiku is. It may be easier for me than making sense.

Hello Lucy C
I have seen your photos and
I like your boobies

**Lucy Chambers** · 29-09-10, 22:36

Originally Posted by Mousey

Hello Lucy C
I have seen your photos and
I like your boobies

Ok. The last Haiku I read was beyond odd, so..

I like my boobies too
They are white, and pink.
My boobies make me
Happy.

**immoratal** · 29-09-10, 23:02

there once was a man named john he had sex with a hot blonde as he took off her sock he discovered her cock and in a minute he was gone

**hd7055** · 29-09-10, 23:23

Ok, having sniggered at certain efforts on this thread only thought it fair to have a go myself; apologies in advance ...

Here is a dismal effort at a Limerick:

There was a young boy with a rather big toy
which to play with brought him great joy
until one fine day
a girl came to play
and showed him how best to employ

, and here is my rather pathetic (but, eh, soulful) attempt at a haiku, ahem -

I have given my soul to a girl named Nikole

Ps - last time I checked a Haiku had 17 syllables (... FWIW my old English teacher went on to become a Professor at Harvard specialising in the form - I'm sure he'd be very erm 'proud?' of the above).

Pps - Luce I promise to refrain from sniggering at any further attempts you may make ...

**BootSlick55** · 29-09-10, 23:33

there once was a gal from Scunthorpe
who tried to have sex with a corpse
she managed to coitus
mostly cos of rigor moi-tis
but the pillow-talk was awkward and short

**rover** · 30-09-10, 07:12

There once was a girl from a town named Trim,
who's beautiful arse I couldn't wait to rim.
She then lowered her bum right down on my face,
I then licked her hole till it disappeared without trace.

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