Let's Give Thanks

[Lucy Chambers]

I like to thank solpadine,barrys tea,bacon buttie half day ,blackout curtains ,bed ,and solpadine,and anite for this thread and Paddii for his first post ,the rest of you feckers .and solpadine

Drunk again, sweetie? Good man.

[Ric Hardgear]

Drunk again, sweetie? Good man.

If wine is" sunshine in a glass" Galileo,lets just say last night i got sun stroke

[JAMESCORK]

Hey everyone, I've been a member of EI for a couple of months now, and have been reading to forum posts with great interest, especially the last few days. At last I find a thread I want to contribute to So here goes my debut. I first started visiting escorts in August and since then I have met 4 very different but equally great people. First I want to thank the escorts, especially the ones I've met. Your kindness and patience with someone like me, who is always nervous and awkward around beautiful women, is much appreciated. Second I want to thank the mods. You're doing a great job in providing an environment where people can discuss freely. I can see that sometimes your actions are not always appreciated by everyone, but nonetheless you are not afraid to step in and do your job.
To those who are more negative among us, I say get a bottle of whisley (mmmm Tullamore Dew!!) or a bit of blow and chill out. Life's too short not to enjoy it.
I don't know if I will be "puntng" in the future as I have discovered I'm rather crap at it lol, but I just wanted to step in and tell you all, as we say up nort, "yis are all grate".

This is what I like...A guy that posts an interesting first post other than a 'Hi I'm Paddy...I'm new here'.

Good on ya bud and welcome aboard....As far as being crap with the escorts is concerned....tis like when you first hit a tennis ball against the wall, after a while to get into the swing of it...

Anyway back on topic...I love all you Guys n Gals....Muaaaaaaaah

[Lucy Chambers]

This is what I like...A guy that posts an interesting first post other than a 'Hi I'm Paddy...I'm new here'.

Good on ya bud and welcome aboard....As far as being crap with the escorts is concerned....tis like when you first hit a tennis ball against the wall, after a while to get into the swing of it...

Anyway back on topic...I love all you Guys n Gals....Muaaaaaaaah

Actually Paddii, I adored your post, but ignore James. He has competed in the escorting wimbledon and he still can't get his serve straight

[westcorklad]

Actually Paddii, I adored your post, but ignore James. He has competed in the escorting wimbledon and he still can't get his serve straight

New balls please.

[Lucy Chambers]

New balls please.

Lets try with yours. How is that retirement going? (note the bat of eyelashes)

[westcorklad]

Lets try with yours. How is that retirement going? (note the bat of eyelashes)

I will be coming out of retirement at least temporarily tomorrow afternoon though sadly not to visit you. But all things are possible.

[Lucy Chambers]

I will be coming out of retirement at least temporarily tomorrow afternoon though sadly not to visit you. But all things are possible.

Quite. Well done you, you managed to last out for ages. You might want to tweek your signature..

[westcorklad]

Quite. Well done you, you managed to last out for ages. You might want to tweek your signature..

Done.

[JAMESCORK]

I will be coming out of retirement at least temporarily tomorrow afternoon though sadly not to visit you. But all things are possible.

Ah .... Twas only a matter of time that that old tennis elbow injury would get the better of you.... What with all that wanking you do. You can't beat the real thing lad. Now give her a good seeing to...and as you are unloading your two barrels of cock custard into her face if you could shout out - J I M B O...... t'would be nice. I have been shouting out your name for the past few weeks out of respect for a fellow wanker who had lost his way. Actually tis many a time I was asked if I really was you as they were wiping their eye.