long and thin goes too far in and dosen't please the lady short and thick dose the trickOriginally Posted by KellyCurvybabe
lol anyway if its a very fat man he probably wouldn't know what size he is anyway he would never have seen it anyway
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long and thin goes too far in and dosen't please the lady short and thick dose the trick
westcorklad (29-09-10)
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Well at 6'4 I have a long slender model. Not as big as Anon but not as small as Bootlicks.
Did ye hear that......not as SMALL as Bootslicks. Lol.
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I hope not! I'm only size 8! LOL!wounder does feet size and cock size have any relation
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LOL! Is that to pluck my eyebrows with
no sam. tis for plucking your dangleberries
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
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I've heard that the length of a tackle is proportional to the stretched out hand span and other various suchlike things.
The only real way to tell is to drop the drawers and slap 'em on the table, eh?
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what dose dirty harry and a christmas tree have in common...??wounder does feet size and cock size have any relation
your answer we both have balls for decorations LOLwell at the moment anyway so it dosen't really matter what size mine is
Is that a really Irish word? "Mickey"
I really laughed at a client that called his cock a Mickey. He was highly amused that I giggled so much......
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Langer, Tool, Mickey, and M'lud are several I have come across. Oh wait, M'lud was James so it probably doesn't count.
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