Boobs Or Bum?

**wellhungchap** · 22-09-10, 13:17

i do like to fondle, mash, touch, caress, suck, lick and slober on the titties, and i do like to banging me own bolleex against the ladys d'arsehole whilst doing her from behind, and watching Top Gear.

**Alec Horan** · 22-09-10, 15:03

Originally Posted by wellhungchap

i do like to fondle, mash, touch, caress, suck, lick and slober on the titties, and i do like to banging me own bolleex against the ladys d'arsehole whilst doing her from behind, and watching Top Gear.

indeedin i'm saying so i am dat WHC do be getting his rocks off wid de ladies but be lookin at sassenach jeremyclarkson, dont ya be wonderin dont y'all if WHC dont be a bit of a rectum ranger at heart if he do be indeedin all horny for jemmy clarkson and all dem odder fellas on dat top gear show an all, i bet an all i do dat he'd like to swallow some lumpy lovemuckcustard from de stig an all an maybe be liking a big hard english sausage up his durty arse so he does an all indeedin he does to be sure so says i, I do.................

**Ric Hardgear** · 22-09-10, 15:08

Originally Posted by wellhungchap

i do like to fondle, mash, touch, caress, suck, lick and slober on the titties, and i do like to banging me own bolleex against the ladys d'arsehole whilst doing her from behind, and watching Top Gear.

PMSL,oh what a mental image you do create,..I think you should apply for our nations version of poet laureate,a superb step down from our dear Seamus Heaney

**Monkeynut** · 22-09-10, 16:03

Nice face, nice hair, great personality and a sense of style are the important things ..... all the rest fades away!

**poggo** · 22-09-10, 16:14

Originally Posted by wellhungchap

i do like to fondle, mash, touch, caress, suck, lick and slober on the titties, and i do like to banging me own bolleex against the ladys d'arsehole whilst doing her from behind, and watching Top Gear.

You have confirmed what was once only a suspicion,,you are Jeremy Clarkson....

Poggo.....

**samlad** · 22-09-10, 16:16

Originally Posted by wellhungchap

i do like to fondle, mash, touch, caress, suck, lick and slober on the titties, and i do like to banging me own bolleex against the ladys d'arsehole whilst doing her from behind, and watching Top Gear.

Just out of interest... do your balls sit on top of your member? If you're banging a lady from behind, wouldn't your balls be under the 'ladys d'arsehole'?

**Navillus04** · 22-09-10, 16:30

Originally Posted by samlad

Just out of interest... do your balls sit on top of your member? If you're banging a lady from behind, wouldn't your balls be under the 'ladys d'arsehole'?

Reverse Piledriver perhaps Sammy?

**Mousey** · 22-09-10, 16:34

Isn't that like Hulk Hogan's finishing move?

**Navillus04** · 22-09-10, 16:48

I wouldnt fancy getting a piledriver from the Hulkamaniac, ouch

**JohnRambo** · 22-09-10, 16:49

Forward this clip to exactly 3 minutes and 40 seconds and I think it rums everything up beautifully.

One of the most amazing David Brent scenes throughout the whole Office serious, its amazing.

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