I'm 87 years young. And yes, it's cheating.
Why are you engaged to the woman if she isn't doing it for you in the bedroom? My advice: if a car is heading for a cliff, you jump out pronto. Sure, there may be some cuts and bruises, but you'll live to drive another better car someday.
That's the wisdom of my years I'm giving to you. My wife Penelope was a wildcat in the sack right up to her 75th year, when she passed away. Hit by a bus. That was the main reason our union lasted the course. Plus, she aged well so I didn't have to trade her in for a newer model (to continue the car metaphors).
Take it or leave it. At my age I don't care.
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Record 2-time E-I Fantasy Football Champion 2010/11, 2013/14
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