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  1. 20-09-10, 15:38 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    accountancy is great, especially if you are working in the finance area
    the best thing about being a Chartered Accountant is this

    "Sorry but the figures don't back you up"

    then you can say

    "Now fuck off out of my office"

    Fantastic
    "The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live and fear breeds repression."


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  3. 20-09-10, 15:47 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by kinkidinki View Post
    Must be a good job, you seem rushed off yer feet this last year or two. (both of ye)
    Just curious,what are you able and qualified to do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fiatpunter View Post
    Aren't you already working in the finance/banking area? ;-)
    No, it's finance/bonking..
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Those who I am fond of of course. Perhaps even the odd moisturising routine.

    I am going to be Jessicas first client.

    West - Hello, im West.

    Jessica - Hello West , nice to meet you.

    West - i am here for you to help me inderstand a great mystery to me in life.

    Jessica - well thats what your paying me for.

    West - Yes indeed.

    Jessica - So West, what is the great mystery you wnat me to help you with?

    West - Loosey.

    Jessica - Ugh?

    West - She is a psycho

    Jessica - So am i.

    West - Are you?

    Jessica - Yes,thats why you are here.

    West - Yes it is. She is a psycho

    Jessica - And so am i.

    West - Look your wrecking my head here.

    Jessica - your in the right place so.

    West - Why

    Jessica - Because i am psycho.

    West - Another one?

    Jessica - Whose the other ?

    West - Loosey.

    Jesscia - She is a psycho?

    West - YES !!! Am i paying for this crap?

    Jessica - God you need help.

    West - I need a psycho.

    Jessica - and you found one.

    West - you.

    Jessica - no Loosey.

    West - I thought you were a psycho?

    Jessica - I am.

    West - So where does Loosey come into it so?

    Jessica - Cause she is a psycho.

    West - your a bloody psycho.

    Jessica - Yes i know.

    West - You have me driven mad.

    Jessica - Can i help you with it so?

    West - Nope ,im going somewhere else.

    Jessica - To a psycho.

    West - Yes

    Jessica - Try Loosey.

    West - Why?

    Jessica - Cause she 's a psycho.

    West - she is?

    Jessica - Yes you told me.

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  7. 20-09-10, 15:55 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by JessicaJessy View Post
    Just curious,what are you able and qualified to do?
    Dont quite know to whom your adress is JJ , but if me, I am a retired HM Revenue & Customs Officer.(Retired 20 mths ago@age 55)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kinkidinki View Post
    Dont quite know to whom your adress is JJ , but if me, I am a retired HM Revenue & Customs Officer.(Retired 20 mths ago@age 55)
    Really? Now you are a crap liar. Can you get an infraction for that?
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    id say there should be a "A" in place of the "E" (in the word "retired"),
    Last edited by wellhungchap; 20-09-10 at 15:58. Reason: cos im going home for a wank and give my girlfriend a nice facial (i mean give her tokens for a beauty salon)
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    id say there should be a "A" in place of the "E" (in the word "retired"),
    spot on bruvvah
    "The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live and fear breeds repression."


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    Tis the truth tho , ask Blankie , for I do nothing all day long when I am not out at sea chasing drug/ciggy smugglers in my boat.
    ( I do work for the Paddy Customs now and again.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    id say there should be a "A" in place of the "E" (in the word "retired"),
    Can I hereby complain RE; Abusive personalisation ?
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