My favourite poster was a guy called Flypan. Some of you who have been around a few years may recall him. He used to appear suddenly, hurl a string of insults and abuse at me in a mixture of English and Spanish and then disappear just as quickly. I still don't know why he thought I spoke Spanish.
He was'nt unlike Nicegirls, in that he liked to champion unpopular causes and defend the indefensible, but he was'nt quite as eloquent as Nicegirls. He had a certain catchphrase that used to really grate on the nerves................ah yes jajajajajajajajajajaja, that was it!
About two and a half years ago, I predicted the recession and that escort rates were bound to drop. I did'nt need a crystal ball, the signs were that clear, that even a short-sighted f**ker like me could'nt help falling over them. Flypan in turn rubbished my thesis and abused me as per usual. "Escort prices would never drop", "they should be increased" and "jajajajajajajajajajaja ye Bollix" or comments along this vein were directed at me. Subsequently An Taoiseach, Bertie Ahern suggested that all the nay sayers and prophets of doom would be better off committing suicide. Given the similarities in their command of the English language and in their unquestioning belief in the fundamentals of the Irish economy, I always harboured a suspicion that Flypan was in fact An Taoiseach, Bertie Ahern.
We thought he was an idiot back then, but there's an even bigger f**king idiot running the country now. So all is forgiven Flyshit......I mean Flypan..............come back to E-I and stand for the presidency.
I really miss that little f**ker.