deedin, when i were a chissler, and th'auld puberty did taking over and turned me into the pervert i do being today, deedin i did liking to looking at the hardest core pornography, deedin i would churn one out whilst watching dodgy blue movies, with strange music, the type that i hear in the supermarkets today, whilst i do be shopping for the food to consume and the lark. deedin, one day, didnt me auld nan walk in whilst i was putting on my war face, and i accidentally ejaculated inside in her hair. t'was funny, deedin it was..................... id say