Shocking Report from Castleblaney !
Following our revelation about the Women of Castleblaney having no knickers, a team of punter/reporters from E1 went up to Caslteblaney to ascertain what was actually happening there.
Its TRUE ! Theres not a single pair of knickers anywhere in the town !
Our reporters noticed women everywhere, in their short skirts, wearing no knickers!
Some of the women approached us, to tell us their woes, and to thank the E1 punters for our attention to their problem, apparently we are the only group to highlight the problem.
One Castleblaney woman, "Mary" (not her real name) told our reporters that all the local perverts think its their birthday, seeing all the women going around the town with no knickers, Mary- (pictured below) raised up her micro mini skirt to show us knickerless arse, she continued "Its terrible having no knickers when I wear my short skirts, its really cold around my cunt, and the local pervos are leering at me all the time".
Sure enough we seen some local perverts sitting on a bench, and Mary went over to them, to walk up and down past them several times wearing her micro mini skirt.
One of the perverts seen us, and approached menacingly, we took his picture (below) as he told us "Leave our women alone, and feck off back to Dublin"
We fecked off back to Dublin.
We expect further developments on this story.
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .