Stage 3: Take Rover for a walk in the woods ...
because he likes it so much !
Stage 4: Spread honey on his naked body...
and like it all off !
Stage 5: Tie him to a tree ...
as he loves a good tie and tease session !
Stage 6: Watch what happens when the bears are coming.
The "BEARS" is what 2 sexy escorts are calling themselves these days, because they obviously have a sense of humor.
Stage 7: After he soils himself, bring him home but ...
"Soiling" in this part means "ejaculating"
Stage 8: Take away his computer ...
because he's using Vista, and give him one using Windows 7.
Stage 9: Take away his drink ...
it's a stale beer, give him a fresh one, FFS
Stage 10: Take away his punting money ...
give him the new punting card (that works like a credit card, but to be used just for punting)