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The day the Penis asked for a raise
Mr.P.E.Nis:
"I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
- I do physical labour
- I work at great depths
- I dont get weekends or public holidays off
- I work in a damp environment
- I work in a dark place with poor ventilation
- I work in high temperatures
- My work exposes me to contagious disease
Sincerely,
Mr P.E.Nis
Response:
Dear Mr. P.E.Nis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised with regard to your request, we have decided to reject it for the following reasons:
- You dont work 8 hours straight
- You fall asleep after brief work periods
- You dont take initiative
- You need to be pressured and stimulated into starting work
- You leave the workplace rather messy after your shift
- You dont always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing your protective clothing
- You are unable to work double shifts
- And if that wasnt all, you constantly enter the workplace carrying 2 suspicious bags
Yours sincerely,
Ms. V.Gina
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