May i be so bold to suggest a new category, it wpould be called

THE LETS ASK WESTIE THREAD,

Im basing this suggestion on my oservation of westies knowledge of just about, well fuckin everything really,from cooking to sprinting, to escorts to maths, im mean there is nuttin westie cant advise on, he just a big bucket of knowledge.
Feel free to pm westie your quieries or post them here, you will be amazed at how much he knows