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Words of Wisdom from Samwise the Frog :)
A friend is someone who will help you move. A best friend is someone who will help you move a body
A thing not worth doing is not worth doing well
Always keep your words soft and sweet – just in case you have to eat them
It’s better to be occasionally cheated then be perpetually suspicious
Don’t take life too seriously, after all, no one gets out alive
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
The 50-50-90 rule: if there is a 50-50 chance you could get something right, there is a 90% chance you’ll get it wrong
It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission
To assume is to make an ASS out of U and ME
If you lend someone £20 and you never see them again, it was probably worth it
If you can smile when you get something wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
The severity of the itch is proportional to the ability to reach it
Too many people find fault as if there’s a reward for it
If you can keep a cool head when all around you are losing theirs, you probably don’t understand the severity of the situation
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything
If you’re arguing with an idiot, try to make sure they aren’t doing the same
Last edited by samlad; 01-09-10 at 13:47.
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Sammmy boy, I bow down to your guru status :-)
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Feel free to add your own words of wisdom, you budding gurus, you!
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