Found myself taking a look at the urban dictionary over the weekend and picked out a few interesting phrases.

screw-venir
the suvenir you get after a one night stand or quick sex scandle

Blow the dolphin
To unequivocally, totally, and utterly fail at life.

Blow the Clown
While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.
Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.

fuchugly
combination of fugly and chugly. used to describe a fat nasty bitch.
Did you see that fuchugly bitch, beating his dick like it owed him money?

Schlong
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Chode
A penis wider than it is long

cougaphile
A cougar that is preying on jailbait.

Bobcat
Bobcat- a cougar that doesn't really want to do anything but makeout and second base; c*cktease cougar; Resembles a wild cat but has little to no wild blood; Often times a married woman that acts unmarried for isolated incidents but in the end stays faithful for the most part

Splosher
Someone who has a fetish of smearing food on themselves.
She poured pudding all over herself. She was a real splosher.

And my favorite was.

Rape the goat
He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.


Seems like i have raped a few goats in my day.
Had to laugh at them.

Any additions to make us laugh.