Wexford Shenanigans (now Laois!)

[boggerboy]

I haven't punted properly yet in Ireland, I live abroad a lot and do it there when the feeling takes over. But I got tired of the €50 rub and tug among the Chinese community in the Dublin area for my cheap thrills so decided to pay a visit to Jessica in Wexford when I saw the profile. Jessica, Laois Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

Anyway, I called up and went to the flat. Call me naive (and on reflection I sure was!) but I did decide beforehand that if she did not look like the ad, it was a no sale. I just wasn't that into it unless she ticked that precise box. I asked on the phone, and the un-Germanic voice assured me she was. But what the hell, I went and visited, and a slim and not that attractive Thai looking girl answered the door. I went in and her sidekick was in the hall, waiting for me like some kind of bellboy. In negligee. Not so bad, maybe Jessica was inside.... Nope, I was presented with a choice of Thai hard-sell lady or Quasimodo's better looking but mute sister. (It was near ***place name removed*** so the bells could have spoken to her...)

Now it could be worse but as I said, it was Jessica or nothing. Save the cash and just go out on Friday night and get laid for free. But I thought it was worth starting this thread cos another couple of profiles that appeared on the Wexford page rang similar bells - young, caucasian, no reviews allowed, unverified pictures... I was pretty sure that the same team were running all three profiles, and when I logged in tonight and saw that Jessica had moved to Laois and been joined by her two friends who had been in Wexford last week.... well I put 2+2 together and came up with this post about an operation which doent smell of independent escorts to me.

Don't do it lads, it's a ride but the prospects weren't great from my brief visit.

Here are Jessica's almost certainly non-existent riends:

Denise, Laois Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

Izabelle, Laois Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

Out

Boggerboy

PS I dunno why it bothered me so much but the two ladies of ill repute (not cos they are brassers but cos they are fronting!) led me to a bedroom with a bed with just the bare mattress and that was it. Nothing else. I understand that rental apartments are a neccessity but it was pretty grotty. Well, it helped really make my mind up to get the hell outta dodge.