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    two weeks ago iwas my 45th birthday and i wasen't feeling to hot that morning anyways i wen to breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say happy birthday and probably have a present for me she didn't even say goodmorning alone any happybirthday i thought well thats wives for you maybe the children will remember the childeren came into breakfast and did't say a word i started to the office i was feeling pretty low and despondent as i walked into my office my secretary janet said goodmorning boss happy birthday i felt a little better someone remembered i worked untill noon then janet knocked on my door and said you know its a beautiful day outside and its your birthday lets go to lunch just me and you i said george thats the best thing i heard all day lets go we went to lunch we didn't go any were we normally go we went out into the country to a little private place we had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously on the way back to the office she said you know its such a nice day we dont need to go back to the office do we? no i guess not she said lets go to my apartment after arriving at her apartment she said if you don't mind i think i'll go into the bed roon and slip into something more comfortable sure i excitedly replied she went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out carring a big birthday cake followed by my wife childeren and all my friends all were singing happybirthday and there on the couch i sat naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    two weeks ago iwas my 45th birthday and i wasen't feeling to hot that morning anyways i wen to breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say happy birthday and probably have a present for me she didn't even say goodmorning alone any happybirthday i thought well thats wives for you maybe the children will remember the childeren came into breakfast and did't say a word i started to the office i was feeling pretty low and despondent as i walked into my office my secretary janet said goodmorning boss happy birthday i felt a little better someone remembered i worked untill noon then janet knocked on my door and said you know its a beautiful day outside and its your birthday lets go to lunch just me and you i said george thats the best thing i heard all day lets go we went to lunch we didn't go any were we normally go we went out into the country to a little private place we had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously on the way back to the office she said you know its such a nice day we dont need to go back to the office do we? no i guess not she said lets go to my apartment after arriving at her apartment she said if you don't mind i think i'll go into the bed roon and slip into something more comfortable sure i excitedly replied she went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out carring a big birthday cake followed by my wife childeren and all my friends all were singing happybirthday and there on the couch i sat naked
    Belated Happy Birthday - Harry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Belated Happy Birthday - Harry!

    ha ha leave it too you rover (lol)

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    Your gettin old Harry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Your gettin old Harry

    yeah i am getting too old to jack off now

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    a thousand kisses deep..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    two weeks ago iwas my 45th birthday and i wasen't feeling to hot that morning anyways i wen to breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say happy birthday and probably have a present for me she didn't even say goodmorning alone any happybirthday i thought well thats wives for you maybe the children will remember the childeren came into breakfast and did't say a word i started to the office i was feeling pretty low and despondent as i walked into my office my secretary janet said goodmorning boss happy birthday i felt a little better someone remembered i worked untill noon then janet knocked on my door and said you know its a beautiful day outside and its your birthday lets go to lunch just me and you i said george thats the best thing i heard all day lets go we went to lunch we didn't go any were we normally go we went out into the country to a little private place we had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously on the way back to the office she said you know its such a nice day we dont need to go back to the office do we? no i guess not she said lets go to my apartment after arriving at her apartment she said if you don't mind i think i'll go into the bed roon and slip into something more comfortable sure i excitedly replied she went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out carring a big birthday cake followed by my wife childeren and all my friends all were singing happybirthday and there on the couch i sat naked
    Well did u get to explore the delights of the lovely Janet???? I think we should be told...I for one am dying of curiosity


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    Quote Originally Posted by poggo View Post
    Well did u get to explore the delights of the lovely Janet???? I think we should be told...I for one am dying of curiosity


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    sorry poggo it was a joke sorry amigo LOL yipppeee it sounded good didn't it

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    god dam it guys i am single and it was a joke sorry i must have posted it in the wrong section ........as usual but i'm glad you saw the funny side

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    I'm confused, so you didn't go around to her flat after the drinks Next you'll be saying it wasn't your Birthday at all

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