I would like to put to rest all thes speculative rumours about divorce papers, my dedication to my wife is unwavering and the papers in question refer to the ongoing battle to have an unfeasably large jacuzzi built for my wifes pleasure..and the reason I have been absent from the marital bed is due to the expence caused by this endevour..of which i make no complaint..so rest easy my love I will be in attendance soon enough..absence makes the heart grow stronger...
your loving husband.....
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