Wankers on here

**Dirty Harry** · 23-07-10, 17:01

Originally Posted by samlad

Haha! I am fully aware that sperm dies within days should it not be used! A bloke I knew actually told his niave girlfriend (many years ago, may I add) that if she didn't service him regularly, his testicles would explode!!! She actually believed this was true!!!

pm me her number amigo and i will marry her tomorrow

**Mature Busty Siobhan** · 23-07-10, 17:04

YES IE DOES SO KEEP WANKING IT OUT ,OR U WILL GET "THE CONDITION"!!!!!!!!! A woman is given Hospital tour.Walking past a ward she sees a man wanking his cock like fuck.Shocked she says to Doc,"thats disgusting!"..Doc says "oh he has a condition,his Balls keep filling up with Sperm so fast he has to wank at least 7 times a day!"
At the next ward, a Nurse is bent over showing her Pussy and with her Tits out furiously sucking a Patients cock.He explodes his cum in her mouth letting out a huge grunt of pleasure! Woman says "whats all that about?". Doc : "Same condition,but hes with BUPA!!"

**TiffanyTees** · 23-07-10, 18:11

Well Miss Tees

Must have a quick wank on a morning to put a smile on her face if by tea time I haven't had

an orgasm Im sure to see to myself again and again and again.

purring Tiff xx

**Westsidex** · 23-07-10, 18:24

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

Hmmm, you guys probably failed biology in school or didnt do it!!

Yeah but at least they went to school,
Westside.

**Westsidex** · 23-07-10, 18:25

Originally Posted by TiffanyT

Well Miss Tees

Must have a quick wank on a morning to put a smile on her face if by tea time I haven't had

an orgasm Im sure to see to myself again and again and again.

purring Tiff xx

Finally an honest woman. If you added that you fart you would be canonised.

Westside.

**benin** · 23-07-10, 18:55

Originally Posted by samlad

Haha! I am fully aware that sperm dies within days should it not be used! A bloke I knew actually told his niave girlfriend (many years ago, may I add) that if she didn't service him regularly, his testicles would explode!!! She actually believed this was true!!!

i think i met her....

**Mature Busty Siobhan** · 23-07-10, 22:54

Tiff,do you ever find when a client shoots his load far too quick,your dying to reach for the Vibe and have a good one!?????

**Mature Busty Siobhan** · 12-01-11, 09:17

SORRY I was just reading some of my old Threads last night...ahh how times (and some faces) change...wish i had done it in my usual green tho!....anyway I'm off on my Annual winter break now!

**CoolJay** · 12-01-11, 11:24

I wank about once twice a month at the most.

**jggy2003** · 12-01-11, 11:32

I was going to ask you how many you do yourself..? Very few days that I'd manage more than one.

Originally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan

No not at all Dirty Harry,its very natural.On my day off I can get 3 in in 10 mins!!

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