have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
thinking, surely i can't look that old? Well...you'll love this one!



My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my

first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma,

which bore his full name.


Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the

same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago



could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?



Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.



This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too

old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked

him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .



'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! 'he beamed with pride.



'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked



he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?



'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.



He looked at me closely.



Then that



ugly,



old,



bald,


wrinkled,


fat arsed,


grey haired,



decrepit,


bastard asked....



'what did you teach?