Not sure what to tell ya at this point kidkool, you just seem a bit too tough to please! :s
I'd say take a chance with a lady that looks nice and is in your price range, even if she doesn't have many reviews. There's always somone who has to take a chance and be the first guy to go and see a lady, how else do you think she gets reviews!? We've all had punts that didn't go well, and I can understand your reservations, and that you want it all to be as close to perfect as you can have it-- but be realistic buddy! Go for a punt and let us know!