-Your so ugly when u walk into the bank they turn off the cameras
-Your so ugly when u were born they put tinted windows on your incubator
-Your so ugly I took u to see the zookeeper & he said ''Thanks for bringing him back''!
-Q:Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A: When she takes it off u wonder where her tits went
-Q:What did Adam say to Eve?
A:Stand back I dont know how big this thing gets
-Q:Who can make more cash in a week a drug dealer or an escort?
A: An escort because she can wash & resell her crack