What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?????
If we don't get some support soon,ppl will think we're nuts.
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What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?????
If we don't get some support soon,ppl will think we're nuts.
I have lived a life of regrets.
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Guys do you know what’s so bad about being a COCK ?????????????? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole....your master covers you in a fucking plastic bag, and every time you get excited you fucking spew........I'TS THE WAY I TELL 'EM !!!!!!
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Whats the difference between a Whore and and a Cock ??????????
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One says "Cock-A Doodle Doo"........the other...... "Any Cock will do!!
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Venison's deer.Originally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Q. What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
A. Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.
Q: did you hear about the magic tractor
A: it went down the country road and turned into a field.
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them down, make a tyre and call it a goodyear
What are the small bumps around a womans nipple for?
Its braille for "suck here"
What is a mans ultimate embarrassment?
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
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