I have a problem

[Westsidex]

The thread is called "I have a problem" my personal belief is u have many problems and some are beyond resolution

I can resolute all my probs but some arent worth the effort. This however is a tricky one.

Westside.

[Westsidex]

You're gay looking, no matter what you might think. Otherwise this situation would not arise. FACT.

Solution = Hire your fav escort to go shopping with you. Kiss and cuddle. Maybe have LOUD SEX in the vegetable aisle. Problem solved.

For future ref, to avoid being mistaken for gay = scratch your balls regularly in public, talk loudly to strangers in pubs about football or formula 1 (but not rugby), and always have The Sun newspaper tucked under your arm when walking the streets. It works for me. FACT.

I have to give that one to you. I have had quite a few gay guys in clubs etc come over but nothing that cant be dealt with or a simple f'off if they arent willing to listen.

I have no problem at all with gay ppl and actually admire them for being accepting of their sexuality but i do not like it shoved onto others who are straight.

Westside.

[Clifford]

DONT LOOK GAY ? ----- You have "Wa~~~~~~vy Hair ", greased down with gel did you say ? -- KY gel ?

[Westsidex]

DONT LOOK GAY ? ----- You have "Wa~~~~~~vy Hair ", greased down with gel did you say ? -- KY gel ?

I change. Sometimes on a lazy day its gelled back but other days it isnt. I can change a lot and not look like a different person.

if that makes sense,
Westside.

[Clifford]

Westie , do you look a bit like Chef Marco Pierre White ? --- if so, you are quite a handsome beast,(Im hetero, so dont worry)

[Westsidex]

Westie , do you look a bit like Chef Marco Pierre White ? --- if so, you are quite a handsome beast,(Im hetero, so dont worry)

LOL eh nope i dont look him.

lol,
Westside.

PS any sign of Rover around the sts?

[Clifford]

ROVER, ROVER -- here Boy , ------------------------------ "Woof woof" --- I dont think he has strayed too far
but the other EI seems to be plagued with dogshit of late !