Serious Question

[debest]

This thread was too much I think.

[JAMESCORK]

Not at all debollix. It's up to your usual insignificant, unintersting, boring standard of all your posts. Don't be hard on yourself just because you suceeded in starting a thread even less intersting than the others. Be assured in the fact that our opion of you can't get any lower than it already is.

James. Xxx

[MILF Hunter]

Whats 'being Jimboed' ??? Is this lingo I am not getting lol

same here, Jackie

lets get this term listed @ Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary for everyones benefit

lol

[poggo]

I am saddened by the amount to people I have hurt as a result of my problem with furniture. I have suffered this fetish for as long as I can remember. I was an only child and admit Movies were a big influence on my life. It all started as I was left unsupervised on the family couch watching some of the greats of the silver screen. Icons like Coucho Marks, Sofa Loren and Clarke Table to mention but a few. I loved that family couch and would cuddle in watching these greats for hours. Unfortunately my love of same couch turned into a fulfilling sexual relationship that I now find hard to shake off.

I do not want your sympathy or pity I only ask forgiveness from those I have hurt. Firstly Debest who’s couch will never be the same again. In my defense your couch is very attractive and after all I am only human. I am soo sorry for the trauma caused your unsuspecting settee. Benin, not as lucky as others to stop me in time, witnessed my climatic ruination of his best swing seat. I also apologize for using your throw cushion to an end to rectify the damage, in doing so only making things worse. Please forgive me. Vanessa, it was never my intention to interfere with your bed as you showered. I am utterly ashamed at what sight greeted you on your return. I now realize that replacement is the only option and I am willing to pay for same.

Having received three complaints I had considered that the only option for me is to bow out now and leave these boards for good to save any other member undue distress, but Westie has convinced me to stay on. Thank you West. I admire you.

Truly Yours
Jamescork. (Jimbop)

I am personally touched by this open addmission of what can only be described as a disturbing furniture related problem, which we all agree is the most serious of all disfunctional activities....your acceptance is of course the start of the healing process..and soon u will no doubt be able to operate in polite society without shame or embarressment.. or the need to carry plastic furniture covers..
I for one will support u in your recovery, and have ordered some of the suggested items to avoid any mishaps.. i would urge all others to do the same..you are indeed a brave man.. and I salute u..i am also grateful to Westie for useing his considerable skills of persausion in convincing u to stay with the people who can help u most...and may i add care deeply..



Poggo