Hygiene tips

[JAMESCORK]

Is it just an Irish thing or what. I have been in Spain, France and Italy last month and have noticed how well our neighbours look after themselves in the grooming department. But so many Escorts here complain about us Irish it’s embarrassing. Personal hygiene is so simple a task it beggars belief why we are so bad here. Proper cleanliness is so important especially, I say especially when you are about to meet a lovely lady. How many escorts are expected to go down on a guy only to find that his dick looks like it was just dunked in a pot of Philadelphia? Yeuuuch.

Here are a few tips in how to wash (is this really necessary…it would seem so):

1.Enter the shower and allow water to totally cover your body.

2. Take shower gel/soap and cover your body in a brisk motion until you have worked up a lather of soapiness concentrating on pits, arsehole and balls.

3. Peel back foreskin (for those that have it) and frantically wank yourself in same lather for up to 10 seconds.

4. Rinse and dry off and present yourself and dick to the beautiful lady that is ready to put said dick into HER MOUTH.

Jeeeze lads how hard is this. What is more frightening a thought is that a lot of you lads I am referring to don’t know it is you I am talking to. FFS.