Hygiene tips

[Quarterpoundher]

In all fairness lads, you'd swear we were short of water or something in this country the way so many escorts say hygiene is a permanent problem.

[Notatwork]

This is an easy question!In my opinion i would say that 65%!When i met somebody clean,i thank him and i think "Great,this is my lucky day!"

Only 1 out of 3 turn up clean!jezus that is bad.,you will never get 100% compliance but maybe after this thread for a while at least it ill improve for you escorts,Jessica,you tour alittle around the country,is 65% average reflective of all the counties you have toured or does one stand out as been worse and where is the cleanist.

[Westsidex]

Notatwork's question about how many customers are turning up dirty!Sorry,i've forgot to add quote.

Sweetie, im not going to shave for four weeks, change underwear or wash my teeth. I am going to bath in a mixture of tom cats piss and garlic butter daily during that period. I will then call to you and give you the time of your life.

youll smell me coming,
Westside.

[debest]

I remember I was waiting to be let into a ladies app't block and another punter came in behind me. We walked up to the app't together....very uncomfortable for some reason. Anyway....he was wearing overalls and had dry paint over his hands. I should have slapped him!

I ended up walking out on that escort as her pics turned out to be fake. Couldn't write a review because she opted out by the time I tried. This has nothing to do with the thread but fuck it.

[Quarterpoundher]

1 out of 3,you will never get 100% compliance but maybe after this thread for a while at least it ill improve for you escorts,Jessica,you tour alittle around the country,is 65% average reflective of all the counties you have toured or does one stand out as been worse and where is the cleanist.

The fact that a thread is needed at all is making me wonder what sort of upbringing most punters have if they do not scrub themselves to within an inch of bleeding before darkening a door for such an encounter..

Seriously lads!!! to the ones here who wash themselves!!! wtf is rattling around the head of someone who thinks its ok to show up like that???

I will call a spade a spade, they are disgusting and god knows what many escorts must think of this country if this is what they have to deal with on a regular and sustained basis.

[UKHeather]

The problem is, the mucky punters don't realise or accept that they are dirty!
I've sometimes had clients ask me how I cope with this job, with dirty men etc...whilst quite often their own cocks and arses could do with a squirt of bleach and pan scrubber.

[JessicaJessy]

Damn, you never thanked me

Of course i didn't,sweetheart,because i was to busy to enjoy!

[UKHeather]

In my opinion i would say that 65%

I'd agree with that figure being about right in my own experience, Jessy.

[anon361]

Of course i didn't,sweetheart,because i was to busy to enjoy!

Worst 46 minutes of my life, waiting for you to post and put me out of my misery, I was worried, did I stand on something on my way in and you thought it was me LOL It also has to be said you smelled like roses and tasted like honey

[JAMESCORK]

Anon is now using this thread to lick Jessicas ass. Oops sorry Anon. Then again it probably smells of roses and tastes of honey. Lol.