Politics is just a religion.
Head of a church - Head of state
Place of worship - State assembly/Westminister/Capitol Hill etc
Confession box - Polling booth
Illogical faith in an all powerful one that'll saves our ass's - Believing the pre election promises
12 apostles doing the lords work - Cabinet ministers
Donkey - plush bmw state car
Walking on water and feeding the 5000 - Spin doctors
Crucifiction - The never failing eventual fall from grace because of a scandal
Resurrection - The political come back kid
and we'll all plough back into church on Sunday and vote in the next election as if any of it matter... Religion or Politics.