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    Default Heartburn !

    I need a cure right now !

    And before anyone asks I have not been sucking TS cock !

    Peppermint cordial ?

    Garlic ?
    Are we there yet ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    I need a cure right now !

    And before anyone asks I have not been sucking TS cock !

    Peppermint cordial ?

    Garlic ?
    Drink milk or eat a banana. Won't cure it but will stop the burning for a while.

    Only thing that will work is rennies or gaviscone

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    Vegan diet and yogi alkaline tea.

    Nexium is good if you prefer the medical route
    Last edited by TheFalcon; 27-05-24 at 22:02.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    I need a cure right now !

    And before anyone asks I have not been sucking TS cock !

    Peppermint cordial ?

    Garlic ?
    Drink a pint of Urine mixed with some Lucazade.
    Last edited by bmw528; 27-05-24 at 22:10. Reason: I believe it tastes like that Prosecco piss that Mister S. Cock used to force on everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    I need a cure right now !

    And before anyone asks I have not been sucking TS cock !

    Peppermint cordial ?

    Garlic ?
    Eat a little bit of a tooth paste if you haven't got any Gaviscon

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmw528 View Post
    Drink a pint of Urine mixed with some Lucazade.
    I believe it tastes like that Prosecco piss that Mister S. Cock used to force on everyone
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    For Once your edit 🤣 ! Xx

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    Quote Originally Posted by WellDressed View Post
    Drink milk or eat a banana. Won't cure it but will stop the burning for a while.

    Only thing that will work is rennies or gaviscone
    BANANA ! Ye cruel fucker ye !
    Are we there yet ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFalcon View Post
    Vegan diet and yogi alkaline tea.

    Nexium is good if you prefer the medical route
    VEGAN DIET ! Are you serious Man ? I'm a fuckin caveman for Christ's sake ! Brontasaurus steak for breakfast every morning !
    Are we there yet ?

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    After Eight, milk or ice-cream.

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