Escorting/Gardening/Life

[Thoreau]

And now for something completely different! I am spending a lot of time on my large patio garden, built up over many years (like escorting) and recently pondering the analogy between the 3 items in the title heading. Flowers/plants, be they annual or perennial just keep amazing me by their beauty and presence that they bring to me and very much like following the escorts/ladies, either in person or just noticing their presence on the Forum with their reviews and contributions aka IrishJenny/IrishSarraBarra/Dieve/Michelle etc. They are countless "topics" which cover all aspects of Escorting/Life in general on the EI Forum, which to a certain extent can be related to my passion of gardening.

Difficult to know where to start, but I'll begin with the perennials (plants/flowers) who never cease to amaze me by their continued presence, like most of the escorts who seem to grow with grace over time and never loose their impact - I'm not one for naming these plants/flowers, unlike the escorts who I never forget, who have impacted my "sad" life and no doubt has saved my sanity/mental health in my dotage. They all, under the title (mostly) bring great joy and happiness and I try to introduce new plants/flowers/escorts and "experiment" from time to time and invariably have never been let down, as my reviews verify. Fair to say that I have my favourites, who stand out by my continuing visits and sadly, some escorts, like my plants/flowers can fade away for whatever reason, such as Keyla, who was very dear to my heart in more ways than one - realise I should not make this comparison with her, but I hope you'll appreciate the correlation and no doubt I'll be slated for this!!!

As for the "Threads" covering many varied topics such as "hygiene" recently, then as far as the garden is concerned, I can only think of "slugs" who are a nightmare for all manner of reasons and I'm sure some of the escorts could relate to any client turning up like a "slug" with shitty arses and leaving a slime on their manhood - enough said!! "Respect" always seems to crop up now and again and like my garden, if you treat the escorts accordingly, the results can be spectacular and I'd like to think I have achieved this. "Nationality" in all its' form is a tricky one and discussed recently - personally, I don't really have a problem where the flowers/escorts originate from, as long as they are radiant in sunshine or rain and again bring JOY.

I will finish off for now as I've been accused (rightly) of rattling on excessively, so even if you're not a gardener or a "punter" but who appreciates the finer necessaties of life, then, with a bit of imagination and deviation, am sure of some useful contributions (and "slanging" of course) in more ways than one - and of course - what the escorts/ladies have to say of us!! Finally, like the very successful "Thread" of what song/music sums you up, in the present sense, then I'd be very interested to know of your favourite plant/flower in relation to escort/ladies and vice versa!!! My all time favourite flower is the "Marigold" which blooms in orange/yellow from May to November, which attracts ladybugs and other predatory insects, who protect other plants/flowers - and quite beautiful to behold. Thank you.

[Harry68]

I moved house almost three years ago buying a house with a large back garden that had planning permission for another 1 floor bungalow on it. Was the main reason for this particular house. The house was / is a bit of a fixer upper as they say but the garden was spectacular. The woman we bought off did nothing but look after it. . I’ve done my best and have put a lot of time into it but it is nit what it was although still pretty nice. The flowers are coming out now and the only flowers that have really thrived are roses in every colour. So roses for me.

I have three apple trees , a pear tree and strawberries. No partridge or leaping lords. I grow my own “herbals” and tried planting some interesting South American vines that did not survive but I will try again in June. It has given me so much pleasure that my intentions of paving it over and throwing down yet more concrete are receding into the distance. It’s definitely an age thing as even 5 years ago the idea to willingly potter around the garden would have been baffling.

There is a Chinese lady I know who is very into her flowers and indeed knows a lot about cooking wild flowers and plants who I once showed pictures of the garden to and I’m certain one of the main reasons she likes seeing me is checking out what is happening in the garden. A fox appeared a while back (a regular visitor) and she asked was I going to trap and eat it.

[FullIrish]

I've never considered trapping and eating the foxes who dip in and out of my garden! ��
Love gardening and gardens. My favourite plant is a massive paper plant I have in a big Ceramic pot, love that thing.

[bananabox999]

Doing my best but i seem to keep killing them

No, i joke, some have lived. Im learning.

[Dieveiant]

Maybe its a trait between punters,but i also love my garden i find it very relaxing i have alot of bedded plants and a very big lawn that i take huge pride in so much so that i refuse to buy a robot one like so many others because its a great way to unwind.
My biggest thing at the moment is watching my beech hedges grow an thicken and they are just getting to the size i want.
Its great to work on the garden there is a great satisfaction looking at the garden after a sunny day hard day or just any day.

Maybe not orgasmic satisfaction but thats why im here.

[IrishSarahBarra]

Daffodils. I'm horrendously allergic to them but they're pretty. (Many a spring I spent rubbing myself down with daffodils forgetting how much I'd pay for it later, but anything to get a week off school.) In relation to escorting? I suppose it's still daffodils. I'm paying today for an hour of being rimmed yesterday. It was great at the time, I'll go again lol...when I've forgotten the fallout.

The only thing I've managed to keep alive is a peace lilly given to me by a client when I first rented an apartment. I had a cactus alright for about 10 years until I bought another cactus and put it next to him.

Retirement... I'll be good in retirement... Hopefully/something to look forward to. Am bound to have all the gadgets by then

[Thoreau]

Daffodils. I'm horrendously allergic to them but they're pretty. (Many a spring I spent rubbing myself down with daffodils forgetting how much I'd pay for it later, but anything to get a week off school.) In relation to escorting? I suppose it's still daffodils. I'm paying today for an hour of being rimmed yesterday. It was great at the time, I'll go again lol...when I've forgotten the fallout.

The only thing I've managed to keep alive is a peace lilly given to me by a client when I first rented an apartment. I had a cactus alright for about 10 years until I bought another cactus and put it next to him.

Retirement... I'll be good in retirement... Hopefully/something to look forward to. Am bound to have all the gadgets by then

Oh ISB - this has made my day - total deviation which only you could provide - ha ha - laughing my bolloc*s off!!! So glad you were never tempted to rub the cactus like the daffodil!!! Go on - you can have a mobile garden in your "Camper"!!!

[IrishSarahBarra]

Oh ISB - this has made my day - total deviation which only you could provide - ha ha - laughing my bolloc*s off!!! So glad you were never tempted to rub the cactus like the daffodil!!! Go on - you can have a mobile garden in your "Camper"!!!

Good 😅 Too many of my stories revolve around sex because I'm at it so long, it's great and funny but is very limited and can't be shared. That's why I love outcalls and meeting people like you who let me into their lives and show me their garden...it means a lot Thoreau x

[IrishSarahBarra]

*or is of things that can't be shared