I want you to lay down on a table while I stand at the side of the table and take you like that.

Few apartments seem to have the necessary furniture in the room.

Secondary requirements (these are essential, if you cannot meet these it's a deal breaker.)

Max age as listed in profile: 24

Must be willing to start off with a shared shower - you must participate in this and not just pretend.

Max breast size C, natural only.

Nationality: must be accurately listed on your profile and must not be British, or Spanish

Location: Incall to D1 or D2 or just outside (not Barrow Street in D4 though.)

Profile: must allow and have reviews, must show fixed prices.

Tertiary requirements: (tie breakers not deal breakers)

You care about football and your country is in Group F.

White hold-up stockings

OWO FK

Bonus features (I'll go for an hour and not just the 30)

Five star GFE, CIM.


Anyone?