I've just a bastard of a day, went to so much trouble in preparing the walls, took me two days. Then today I take out my roller and the minute I start painting, the paint drys almost instantaneously and starts to rip off the wall and go back into the roller, leaving the walls like shite. I thought it just couldn't be a case of adding a little water to the paint, coudn't be that simple, just came to the conclusion that it's so warm today, it's just not a good day to paint, I added a drop of water and it seemed to help immensely. Any DIY experts out there that could give a few tips. You might say what the fuck has this got to do with escorting, well it is related, the money I save by doing it myself would give me two sessions of face sitting or rimming or something nice. I've just opened a litre bottle f whiskey and I'm going to chill out and be entertained by you lot. I have an emptyhouse for a week. (Free Gaff Two). So it's going to be a long night.