English for escorts

[tommit68]

That's a pretty amazing example, I'm pretty dorky so I enjoyed anon361's paragraph. Totally easy to read with just the last and first letters in their proper place.

[middayfun]

dont have a problem with that if you know before you meet them. escorts who are fluent in english on the phone and then not a word when you meet them??? thats what gets to me

[BitchHunter]

Ugh... once they start speaking English the more they want to talk to you... then I have to start remembering to bring a ball gag with me on sessions.

[dubguy11]

Before you criticize the ability of a foreign escort to speak English, you should consider the following:

That hot Japanese escort whom you just met can probably communicate in English without problem with her clients from Norway, Switzerland, The Netherlands etc. Then she meets a native English speaker who gabbles away as if he is auditioning for a job as a 1950's horse race commentator.

Speak clearly, correctly and at a moderate pace. Don't shout and don't repeat yourself. If an escort does not understand what you are asking, try to ask differently and be patient.

For example, you ask: "Will you take a shower with me?" and the escort gives you a towel and points to the bathroom. OK, it didn't work so now try: "I like, you and me, together, in the shower." With a short pause at each comma. Now you discover that the hot Japanese escort is utterly grand in the shower though, as a trained concert pianist who has never been to Ireland in her life, she does not understand what you mean when you say grand. (Trust me though, she is lovely.)

The rest of the world has done us a huge service by choosing English as the international language. It is up to us to recognize that by showing consideration for non-native speakers.

So maybe there should be a FAS Pigeon English course for punters

[sharkskin]

dont have a problem with that if you know before you meet them. escorts who are fluent in english on the phone and then not a word when you meet them??? thats what gets to me

You were most likely speaking to her friend.

One day, you will end up in a room with an escort who gives you a phone so you can continue to chat to her friend. The friend is most likely in another part of the apartment. Just go for the trick of saying "It's a very bad line, can you speak up?" and see if you can then hear her through the wall.

[ThomasJ]

Considering that most escorts speak 2 or 3 languages and most Irish men speak 1 I think the escorts are ahead in the language stakes.