Please Please Please be careful when your over there!
This is not a severe weather warning but something even more important than that, to all those world cup fans heading off to South Africa, please please please be careful if you decide to partake in the hiring of an Escort, remember its not the same as here!
ALWAYS and i repeat ALWAYS wear a condom, its a very dangerous place.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
16th president of US (1809 - 1865)