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    Quote Originally Posted by Icantstopwanking View Post
    You know what they say, "A Wank a Day - Keeps The Doctor Away", in my case seven or eight wanks a day.
    Why am I not surprised to hear your a massive wanker................
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackoutrocks View Post
    Wanking helps prevent testicular cancer, FACT!
    True, or at least a good excuse................
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    True, or at least a good excuse................
    Did you give me reputation points for that?

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    I was going to, but didn't think you were interested................
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    I was going to, but didn't think you were interested................
    lol, touché sir, touché.

    You could give me negative reputation. I'm gunning for infamy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackoutrocks View Post
    lol, touché sir, touché.

    You could give me negative reputation. I'm gunning for infamy
    Obviously, but you won't be getting it from me this morning..................sorry to disappoint..............
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Why am I not surprised to hear your a massive wanker................
    I'm doing it now, I'm just about to come all over your posting, not what I intended, but here goes:-


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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Eight is my record. Four is my usual highest value, any more than that and it starts to get a bit uncomfortable. I've heard that females can do a lot higher than that though if they try hard enough, which is a bit ironic considering how a girl's orgasm is meant to be more difficult.

    I hate that feeling when you are trying to wank but it's not happening, and you start to feel the muscles in your face/jaws getting tired...? Worst of all is if you start to have a wank but can't finish.
    If I wanked eight times in a day, I would lose 12 hours that day.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icantstopwanking View Post
    Wanking is one of lifes most enjoyable pastimes. Sometimes it can be hard to hold onto your penis if the fingerprints on your fingers are worn and virtually gone, your hand keeps slipping off of your staff.

    That's the time to get a wench to take over, it's also good exercise for her too. Natasha would be ideal for this job, she would be particularly pleased to take my staff in her slender hands and masturbate me, whilst resisting the urge to place it in mouth.

    You know what they say, "A Wank a Day - Keeps The Doctor Away", in my case seven or eight wanks a day.

    Well that's all I have for you at the moment, you can look forwards to my next posting.

    God bless you all. xx
    You gave up on Bitch Hunter then....good move. But I'm not a real fan of your new creation either.

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    You've earned it...so I obliged

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