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    what did the banana say to the vibrator?
    why you are shaking???she’s gonna eat me!!

    what did the penis say to the vagina?
    Don’t make me come in there!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angelia View Post

    what did the penis say to the vagina?
    Don’t make me come in there!!!
    The poor penis - wasting his time asking


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    Quote Originally Posted by Petros View Post
    The poor penis - wasting his time asking




    pure him

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    Engaging Personality
    Mesmerising Eyes
    Magnificent Ass
    Adorable Lady
    Sexy, Wicked, Enticing, Erotic, Tease

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    My sister asked me to take off her clothes.
    So I took off her shirt.
    Then she said, "Take off my skirt."
    I took off her skirt.
    "Take off my shoes."
    I took off her shoes.
    "Now take off my bra and panties."
    And so I took them off.
    Then she looked into my eyes and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

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