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I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
An engineer dies and goes to hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and
building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning
water, flushing toilets, and escalators. The engineer is really
popular now.
One day, God asks asks Satan, "So, how are things going there?"
Satan says, "Why things are going great. We've now got air conditioning,
ice water, flushing toilets and escalators. There's no telling what this engineer
is going to come up with next. He's simply brilliant!"
God is horrified. "What, you've got an engineer? That's clearly a mistake! He should
never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up
here immediately!"
Satan says, "No way, I really like having an engineer on staff. I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue you."
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs. "And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
IAmLIAm (16-03-24), Ketchup2023 (25-03-24)
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