Joke of the day

[joggon]

[joggon]

[igor10]

That empty hand picture could also be used for a proof of the previous joke about the wrist injury 😆😛

[phunbill]

If you are with friends, it can also be the difference between feeling their nuts and feeling they're nuts.

[dr whizz]

my doctor told me to start an activity that would keep me out of the pubm




so i started smoking

[dr whizz]

my wifes credit card was recently stolen
i still havent reported it stolen
as the person who stole was


spending less than she was

[whiteball]

The mice identified as dogs.

[whiteball]

Mick, Sean and Paddy are chatting in a pub.
Mick says: "Women are so stupid, my wife
just bought a car and she can't even drive!"
Sean says: "That's nothing my wife's on a
diet and she's not even fat."
Paddy says: "That's fuck all my wife's taken
30 condoms to Benidorm and she hasn't even
got a cock!"

[joggon]

[HotRockinLove]

What’s even funnier is they just aired the best of the late late show with Ryan Tubridy on RTÉ one

Some young programme schedule Intern must be, had to be taking the piss?!

Ryan Tubidy done a Nicola Sturgeon hahaha greedy fuckers really do think they’re “untouchable”