At end of tax year an inspector was sent to audit the books of a synagogue. He turned to rabbi and said i notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the drippings... Good question said rabbi. We send them back to the candle makers and they send up a free box. Oh replied the auditor. What about all the biscuit purchases. What do you do with the crumbs. Ah yes replied the rabbi realising the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. We send them back and every now and again they send us a free box of holy biscuits. I see said the auditor thinking hard about how he could fluster the know it all rabbi. Well he said what do you do with the left over foreskin from the circumcisions you perform. Here we do not waste answered the rabbi. We send them to the tax office and once a year they send us a complete prick
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc