Joke of the day

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[Hooker]

My wife and I have started role playing in the bedroom, her favourite is Sexy Librarian where I have to sit quietly when she reads a book.

[Hooker]

The next time you hate your life, remember it's all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2 or 3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads 2 books a week, and yet complains about how much he hates prison.


(I know, should be in the bad jokes section)

[Hooker]

I have absolutely no luck with women.

Last week I asked a blind woman out on a date,

She said she was seeing someone!

[Hooker]

You know when you get that urge to eat something because it's right there in front of you?

Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today.

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A teenage boy was delivering papers to an
apartment house while there, a stunning
young woman came out of the apartment
next to the mailbox's wearing only a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and
started up a conversation with him. As they
talked, her robe slipped open, and it was
obvious that she had nothing else on. The
poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact. After a few minutes of flirting, she
placed her hand on his arm and said, "Lets go
to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her into her apartment;
she closed the door and leaned against it,
allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would
you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked,
"It has to be your ears."
Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?
Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches
and 100 percent natural. I work out every day
and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch
waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body
is my eyes?"
Clearing his trout, he stammered, "Outside, when
you said you heard someone coming...that was me."