Joke of the day

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FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN WOMEN; A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband she had slept over at a girlfriends house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN MEN; A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife he had slept over at a friends house. The wife calls her husbands 10 best friends. Eight of them confirm he had slept over, and two claim that he is still there.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ''Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shock his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard ''Jesus is watching you.'' Startled he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ''Did you say that?'' he hissed at the parrot. ''Yes,'' the parrot confessed, then squawked, ''I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'' The burglar relaxed. ''Warn me huh?'' Who in the world are you.'' ''Moses,'' replied the bird. ''Moses?'' the burglar laughed. ''What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'' ''The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'' replied the parrot.

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