Joke of the day

[Dirty Harry]

my wife said to me if youre going to fart make sure you go to the toilet so on my next fart i shit my pants!

[Dirty Harry]

just back from a cannibal party i had a ball

[Dirty Harry]

i was chatting to a girl outside the pub last night i said fancy a shag up the arse? she said i'm married and showed me her ring i said alright no need to tease me

[Dirty Harry]

little johnny is delivering newspapers one morning he knocks at the door of mrs smith and tells her that her ten euro bill is due.i am short of cash she says but if you want i can pay you in sex! johnny steps in and shuts the door mrs smith un zips his pants pulls them down and is faced by the bigges cock she ever seen johnny pulling something from his jacket pocket he takes out a handfull of big washers and slips them onto his massive cock you dont have to do that mrs smith says i can take all of it johnny looks down at mrs smith and says not for a fucking tenner you can't

[monster_monster]

I've Just dropped my Cat in an Ice cream maker.

Who wants a McFluffy?

[monster_monster]

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but....

NEE NAW NEE NAW.

[monster_monster]

My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."

She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"

[QueenBee]

My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."

She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"

Which wife is that Monster_Monster 1 or 2 or 3? hahahahahahaha

[monster_monster]

Which wife is that Monster_Monster 1 or 2 or 3? hahahahahahaha

hilarious

[Nyna]

One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his business trip and forgot to
add 'e' at the end of a word...
"I am having such a wonderful time! I wish you were her..." ... )