Joke of the day

[whiteball]

What’s even funnier is they just aired the best of the late late show with Ryan Tubridy on RTÉ one

Some young programme schedule Intern must be, had to be taking the piss?!

Ryan Tubidy done a Nicola Sturgeon hahaha greedy fuckers really do think they’re “untouchable”

And he's not going to be on his radio show tomorrow morning, the bloody coward, afraid that someone
will phone in and tell him what they think of him.

[HotRockinLove]

And he's not going to be on his radio show tomorrow morning, the bloody coward, afraid that someone
will phone in and tell him what they think of him.

Yep bang on… nail on the head with that one Whiteball! No way He handle any calls.

it’s weird I got the very same feeling when Tubridy announced he was leaving as I did when Sturgeon step down. both totally out of the blue…
She was on top of her game as was he and you know the rest.

Greediest corrupt fuckers. and then the little rat bastard says “check all the other top 10 earners at RTÉ” in an attempt to deflect 🐽🐷
I can’t wait to see how this all unfolds and caves in on him.

[whiteball]

Yep bang on… nail on the head with that one Whiteball! No way He handle any calls.

it’s weird I got the very same feeling when Tubridy announced he was leaving as I did when Sturgeon step down. both totally out of the blue…
She was on top of her game as was he and you know the rest.

Greediest corrupt fuckers. and then the little rat bastard says “check all the other top 10 earners at RTÉ” in an attempt to deflect 
I can’t wait to see how this all unfolds and caves in on him.

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A cowboy decides to buy a horse from a preacher.
As the money changes hands, the preacher warns
him, "Now this isn't a regular horse. I've taught this
one different commands. To get him to run you must
say "Hallelujah!" and to make him stop you must say
"Amen!"
The cowboy thanks him and rides off on his new horse.
Later that afternoon, the cowboy decides to test out
the horse. He saddles up and mounts, then kicks his
heels, yelling "HEYAHH!" The horse stands there,
unmoving.
Oh yeah, the rancher thinks, remembering what the
preacher said, "Hallelujah!"
As the horse bolts into a dead run, the rancher holds on
for dear life.
"WOAH! SLOW DOWN!" He yells while pulling hard at the
reins. But the horse continues running, at top speed,
straight for the edge of a tall cliff. "STOP! WOAH!" he
continues. The horse wouldn't stop or even slow down.
As the cliff gets closer and closer, the cowboy realizes he
is about to die and quickly says, "God, save my soul and
forgive my sins, Amen."
Suddenly, the horse slides to a stop, right at the very edge
of the cliff. The cowboy, giddy with relief, shouts, "HALLELUJAH!"

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A drunken man staggers into a Catholic
Church and sits down in a confession box
and says nothing.
The priest coughs to attract his attention,
but the man says nothing.
The priest knocks on the wall three times
in an attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knocking
mate, there's no paper in this one either."

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