Joke of the day

**dr whizz** · 14-06-23, 00:11

guard stopped me today , asked me where i was between 8 and 11

national school i said,

**dr whizz** · 14-06-23, 00:13

difference between a bonus and a blowjob x

wife would blow the bonus

**dr whizz** · 14-06-23, 00:38

How do you get a fat girl into bed

piece of cake

**whiteball** · 15-06-23, 09:34

Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky dive.
"When I got to the door I couldn't jump. So the
6ft 7'' black instructor unzips his fly and drops his
14'' and says if you don't jump you're going to get
this baby up your arse!...."
Mick asks, "Did you jump?"
Paddy replies, "A little bit when it first went in."

**SteveB** · 15-06-23, 12:57

**joggon** · 16-06-23, 00:19

https://twitter.com/i/status/1669434040716349455

**joggon** · 16-06-23, 00:35

**dr whizz** · 16-06-23, 14:50

i opened 3 birthday cards nd im already up 150euro

i just love been a postman

**dr whizz** · 16-06-23, 14:55

my missus said those penis enlarging pills your taking are definitely working

your a bigger prick today than you were yesterday.

**joggon** · 17-06-23, 21:36

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