I approached a very beautiful woman
in the supermarket and said... "I've
lost my wife here, can you talk to me
for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful
woman my wife appears out of nowhere!"
I approached a very beautiful woman
in the supermarket and said... "I've
lost my wife here, can you talk to me
for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful
woman my wife appears out of nowhere!"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (18-04-23), Ketchup2023 (18-04-23)
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I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (18-04-23), Rockerman (18-04-23)
A lady was walking down the street
and as she's walking her whole body
is shaking..
She keeps walking and ends up infront
of the post office.. she looks in, still
shaking all over, and says, No that's not
it.. she keeps walking still shaking all
over, she looks into a supermarket and
says, No that's not it.. she keeps walking
still shaking all over looks into an adult
book shop.. still shaking all over she says,
yep that's it.. she walks up to the counter..
the assistant behind the counter says to
the lady, can I help you?
The lady shaking all over says to the
assistant, do you sell big black vibrators?
The assistant says, yes we do!
The lady says with a loud voice still shaking
all over, HOW THE HELL DO YOU SWITCH
THEM OFF!!
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Kangaroo02 (19-04-23), simplesimon (19-04-23)
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beautyaddict (21-04-23)
Are Tesco trolling Charles and Camilla?
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Barney Rubble (21-04-23)
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Age doesn't equal maturity - just look around !
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beautyaddict (23-04-23), whiteball (23-04-23)