Joke of the day

**whiteball** · 05-10-22, 10:21

A Nun went into an off license and asked
for a bottle of whisky. Whisky?" the assistant
asked, "I thought you nuns didn't drink!"
"We don't," the nun replied, "This is for the
mother superiors' constipation!" she bought
the whisky and left.
Later that night the assistant saw the same nun
dead drunk on a park bench.
"I thought that was for the Mother Superior's
Constipation?" he said.
"It ish!" she replied, "When she sees me like
this, she'll crap herself!"

**joggon** · 06-10-22, 00:14

**joggon** · 06-10-22, 01:08

**whiteball** · 06-10-22, 09:36

Tommy got kicked out of class today.
The teacher asked him, if I gave you
E20 and you paid E5 to Jane, E5 to
Clair and E5 to Katie, what would you
have?
Apparently... Three blow jobs and
enough for a Kebab was the wrong answer!

**joggon** · 07-10-22, 21:58

**Opto** · 07-10-22, 22:20

..........

**joggon** · 08-10-22, 00:20

Bono

**joggon** · 08-10-22, 01:30

**joggon** · 11-10-22, 00:24

It’s that day again !! Line up folks

**joggon** · 11-10-22, 01:07

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