Joke of the day

[willie wacker]

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[joggon]

[timber12]

Needed a laugh today. Very good

[timber12]

Excellent.

[scoobydo1]

An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll bet anyone $100 that they can’t drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes."
Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations.
One guy even leaves the bar...
About 10 minutes later the guy that left comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"
The American says "Sure." So the bartender lines 10 Guinness's up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than 10 minutes.
As the American hands over the money he asks, "Where did you go when you just left?"
The Irishman answers, "I went next door to another pub to see if I could do it."

[MrNormanBates]

I like to laugh at myself

How do I get to the Bates Motel?

I take the psycho path!

[willie wacker]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Murphy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Fahy?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Ward?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Fizpatrick?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Keane?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa McMahon , then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Patrick slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."

[1Sexybloke]

I wonder are those four shaved or unshaven

[SteveB]

I wonder are those four shaved or unshaven

If it is a priest they are probably all too young to shave.